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Special Counsel Moai: Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation. Special Counsel Moai: I will not be silenced. Special Counsel Moai: I no longer believe in the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, or the principled Republican.

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In their continuing quest to look like utter fools and quislings -- because nothing matters any more, ha ha sob -- Senate Republicans called Special Counsel Jack Smith to testify about the way he targeted Republicans with his investigation. Guys, have you thought about not doing crimes? You're all for racial and religious profiling, but as soon as someone applies that logic to you, you get pissy.

Of course Jack Smith told the truth and wiped the floor with the idiot senators, but they got what they needed, which is video they can selectively edit to make it look like their gotchas landed. Most egregious in this regard: Senator Eric Schmitt from sub-Third World backwater Missouri, who totally face-planted by accusing Smith of perjury with his proof being text messages regarding a basketball game. Sadly, Schmitt, showing why Missouri is in the bottom half of education rankings, confused the Atlanta Hawks with the University of Iowa Hawkeyes.

Side note: I didn't intend to swipe Red Meat's Papa Moai but I think Max Cannon and I used the same Rapa Nui photo as reference.

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