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Dolphin: J.D. Vance pleaded with voters to Give Republicans another chance, give them another couple of years. Dolphin: He sounds weak and pathetic! Dolphin: But really that's the slogan of a party that expects to remain in power. They don't need to try and get your vote because they don't need it! Dolphin: We're gonna have to pull them from Congress and the White House like a bad tooth!

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J.D. Vance really did say that: "Give us another chance, or give us another couple of years, to continue to work on the amazing things that we’ve been doing for the past two years." You know, like having their private militia murdering people in the street, building and operating concentration camps, blowing up fishermen in the Caribbean, starting hopeless military ventures that collapse the world economy, and so on. Just another couple of years! It sounds so hapless, so gormless, so sad.

But I think all the incompetence is an act. Republicans know what they're doing. They just don't care. Whatever kind of craziness or stupidity they get up, to it doesn't matter. Bulldoze the White House! Close the Kennedy Center! Destroy the Reflecting Pool! Waste all of the U.S. military's missiles! Cut SNAP, cut Medicaid, wipe out the economy! Close U.S.A.I.D. and watch as hundreds of thousands across the world die! There are no consequences for Republicans. Except they keep achieving their own milestones: More money, more power, fewer institutions to challenge them, more money. That's it, that's the game. Are a few rigged elections beneath them? Ha ha ha, no.

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