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Judge Cooper: The Court orders that they remove President Trump's name from the institution's title, as represented on the façade of the Center, any other physical or digital signage, and official materials. Orange Meanie: What if we just cover everything with a tarp? Kennedy Center Façade: THE REGIME IS PETTY & WEAK Judge Cooper: ORDERED that Defendants shall, within 14 days of the date of this order, remove all physical signage on the Kennedy Center building and grounds, including the front portico, that purports to rename the Kennedy Center after President Trump or any other individual besides President Kennedy. Orange Meanie: But what if we miss the deadline? Kennedy Center Façade: THE COURTS ARE COMPLICIT Judge Cooper: The parties are hereby ordered to file a joint status report by July 31. The report shall indicate the purpose for and status of the tarp and scaffolding that Defendants have erected on the front portico of the Center. Orange Meanie: Keep setting new deadlines, but don't bother setting consequences! Kennedy Center Façade: THE COURTS ARE SUCKERS

NEW COMIC TWO OR THREE TIMES A WEEK, OR WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES

I can't believe, at this late date, that any judge in the country is treating the Trump regime as if they're acting in good faith. "You should tell us why you've got that tarp up, please!" As if you don't know, you friggin' moron. Judge Cooper, you ordered the Trump regime to remove his name from everything on the Kennedy Center. They dragged their feet on that one, moving in slow motion, setting up a huge scaffold (which for reasons I cannot fathom doesn't even have honest-to-goodness ladders), very slowly, and draping a tarp over everything so no one could see what they were doing. Ten days later photos leaked -- leaked! -- showing Trump's vile name removed, so they did finally get to it. But they missed the court's deadline! Apparently that means nothing, though, so now we've reached the part where the judge slowly, ever so carefully, even-handedly, asks the rabid raccoon shitting all over the living room and eating the sofa if it would so kindly explain itself. In another six weeks.

I really need to ask the courts in this country: DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH YET?!

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