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Orange Meanie: The Iranian regime is a vicious group of very hard, terrible people. For 47 years, they have waged an unending campaign of bloodshed and mass murder. It's been mass terror and we're not gonna put up with it any longer. We're going to destroy their missiles and raze their missile industry to the ground. It will be totally obliterated. We're going to annihilate their navy. No one should challenge the strength and might of the United States Armed Forces. There is no military on Earth even close to its power, strength, or sophistication. Orange Meanie: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! Orange Meanie: ...to give Iran THREE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS

NEW COMIC TWO OR THREE TIMES A WEEK, OR WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES

The Orange Meanie said all that stuff about Iran right after starting his stupid war. No doubt he was following the desires of a few of the loudest assholes on the right who have wanted outright war with Iran for decades, thinking it would be an easy win. Somehow, improbably, for nearly fifty years saner, more rational people have prevailed in this argument, but the oligarchs and jingoists finally got such a completely transparently manipulable fuckwit into the Oval Office they could get their wish. Which naturally went wrong immediately.

Now we're here looking at yet another possible peace agreement, where clearly the U.S. has lost, and basically the world will be back where it was before Trump showed his ass, only with untold physical and economic damage (not least of which is any number of dead Iranian schoolchildren), the reverberations of which will echo for fucking generations, thanks so much, and with us being down another few hundred billion dollars of taxpayer funds.

Just one. Just one consequence delivered fully against this man. That's all I want to see. Just one.

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