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Cat: The irony about this for the scumbag commie libs is that the cold civil war they're pushing for will end really badly for them. Dog: Hang on, I'm a scumbag commie lib and I don't remember pushing for a "cold civil war". I just wanted LGBTQ people to be treated nicely. Poster: Dan Bongino appointed FBI deputy director Cat: Their mommas are still doing their laundry for them as they celebrate tonight that their long sought goal of the destruction of the Republic has been reached. Dog: Not sure what my laundry situation has to do with it but I've definitely never sought the destruction of the Republic. I thought maybe Black people deserved equality? Poster: Kash Patel is sworn into office as the ninth Director of the FBI and as acting chief of the bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives Cat: It's all revolutionary cosplay with them. Not anymore, as it's all real now. You assholes wanted it. Now you've got it. Dog: Speaking of cosplay, my Wonder Woman outfit needs to be washed before the next drag queen story hour. Poster: In This House, We Believe Black Lives Matter Women's Rights Are Human Rights No Human Is Illegal Science Is Real Love Is Love

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Dan Bongino, an asshole weekend warrior if there ever was one, posted this unhinged self-aggrandizing bullshit back in May of 2024 when his big bad papa Trump was convicted by a jury of his peers of 34 felony counts of falsifying business records. Because nothing says "I'm a patriotic American who believes in justice for all" like "you convicted the guy whose boots I lick so I'm BURNING IT ALL DOWN." And of course a guy like that should be in a position of political power! Or, as Garry Kasparov put it, "There is only one relevant field in an autocracy and the only specializations are which color lipstick and which part of the ass."