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Rabbit: Pete Hegseth swears there won't be a drop of alcohol on his lips while he's doing the job of secretary of defense. Rabbit: If you drink properly you can get three whole gin and tonics down at breakfast without getting anything on your lips. Rabbit: Pete hasn't raped any women, either. He said so. Rabbit: I guess the women accusing him are just doing it for the fame and power. Look at how well it worked out for Christine Blasey Ford. Rabbit: Redemption is real, and God has forged Pete Hegseth. Rabbit: You'd think that just needing to deny all these credible accusations would be disqualifying.

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Pete Hegseth says he's not perfect but boy is that an understatement. He's a serial sex pest and a drunk. But don't worry, the Republicans...are all going to vote for him anyway. Remember this is the party of Gym Jordan, Matt Gaetz, and -- lest we forget -- Denny Hastert. As stand-out asshat Sen. Markwayne Mullin said, senators are sometimes drunk on the job, too.

Case closed!

Trump and his people are pushing hard for Pete, though. Very hard. Why would Trump want such a compromised, incompetent man in charge of the military? Makes you wonder.