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Rabbit: Do you think J.D. Vance took his family to Disneyland because he actually enjoys it... Rabbit: Disney has declared war on America's children. It's time we fight back. Rabbit: ...or because he knew it would make the lives of all the other guests really difficult while he was there? Rabbit: His favorite ride is the one that used to be called Splash Mountain, although he can't say its current name out loud without turning into a pillar of salt. Rabbit: I guess it could be both. Rabbit: Hopefully he can find some excuse to go to Hawaii.

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Hypocrisy is no vice when you're a fascist but even so it seems a bit much that J.D. Vance has taken about seventy-two vacations since he started his Vice Presidency less than eight months ago and that all of them have been within Democratic cities, including most recently Disneyland, which is so deep inside California it's not blue any more, it's ultraviolet. This is extra nuts because of how strongly Vance has inveighed against Disney in the past -- and not even that long ago. We're talking 2022. Of course the plus here is giving his (no doubt bratty, entitled) kids a good time, away from any crowds who might get their colored or queer on them, since of course in the name of security the Secret Service had to clear the park; and no doubt annoying all those people was a big bonus for the possessed Cabbage Patch Kid. Speaking with Vampyr Wyfe Katie Miller, Vance mentioned his favorite ride, although not by name, because of course now it's all woke-ified, being Tiana's Bayou Adventure and starring a Black Disney Princess. He also threatened to find an excuse to visit Hawaii -- because that's just how being Vice President works, you know, you make up reasons to go places you want to go so the taxpayers can fund it -- saying that Kamala Harris found a reason to go there, so he should too. Start protesting now, Hawaii!