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Orange Meanie: HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY TO ALL, INCLUDING THE SCUM THAT SPENT THE LAST FOUR YEARS TRYING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY THROUGH WARPED RADICAL LEFT MINDS, WHO ALLOWED 21,000,000 MILLION PEOPLE TO ILLEGALLY ENTER OUR COUNTRY Bulldog: Let's spend time today thinking about the fallen men and women in uniform who gave their lives in service to this country. Orange Meanie: MANY OF THEm BEING CRIMINALS AND THE MENTALLY INSANE, THROUGH AN OPEN BORDER THAT ONLY AN INCOMPETENT PRESIDENT WOULD APPROVE, AND THROUGH JUDGES WHO ARE ON A MISSION TO KEEP MURDERERS, DRUG DEALERS, RAPISTS, GANG MEMBERS, AND RELEASED PRISONERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD, IN OUR COUNTRY SO THEY CAN ROB, MURDERER, AND RAPE AGAIN. Bulldog: This is a solemn time for our armed forces who volunteer to do difficult but necessary tasks. Orange Meanie: HOPEFULLY THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT, AND OTHER GOOD AND COMPASSIONATE JUDGES THROUGHOUT THE LAND, WILL SAVE US FROM THE DECISIONS OF THE MONSTERS WHO WANT OUR COUNTRY TO GO TO HELL. Bulldog: We swore to support and defend the Constitution of the United States and obey the orders of the President, but you're starting to worry me, sir.

NEW COMIC TWO OR THREE TIMES A WEEK, OR WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES

On this most solemn of days, when we grill outdoors, go to the boardwalks of this fine land, get sunburned and eat hot dogs, all while barely thinking about the actual people we're supposed to be memorializing, of course Trump got on his bespoke propaganda-grift machine and typed out an all-caps screed about his enemies. (Curiously he never mentions either of the two men who were specifically out to shoot him, one of whom is dead and the other of whom has been memory-holed, I guess.)

I guess we should be thankful. If Trump were any better at playing nice with the military we'd be in much worse trouble.

It should go without saying that these are direct quotes from Trump's own stubby fingers, so [sic] the whole thing.