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Cat: The Trump administration has a new plan: lawsuits for everyone! Dog: More people to join Christopher Wray and ABC News in doing downward dog for their new overlord. Poster: We are pleased that the parties have reached an agreement.... -- ABC News spokesperson Jeannie Kedas Cat: Of course they got out of the way early. You know you can't win with the courts stacked with Trumpies. Dog: I guess we should all follow Joe Biden's example and roll over and play dead. Poster: ...looking forward to having a, like we said, smooth transition -- do everything we can to make sure you're accommodated, what you need. -- Joe Biden to Trump Cat: It's not like it matters. E. Jean Carroll won, and what did it get her? Dog: Thanks for the reminder that I once briefly had hope. Poster: ...Mr Trump in fact did "rape" Ms. Carroll as that term commonly is used and understood in contexts outside of the New York penal law. -- Hon. Lewis Kaplan

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I've said this before but I still find it grimly amusing that the only amendment the right really gives a shit about is the Second. The First Amendment can definitely go in the shitter, unless of course we're talking about Christianity, because that's protected. Everything else, though, fuck it.

ABC News gave up without a real fight, and I mean if George Stephanopolous can be forced to make an apology, then the rest of us are truly screwed, because no way our hair looks as good as George's. Of course no one expected Christopher Wray to show evidence of a backbone but still, some token resistance would've been nice. Let people know you're only mostly contemptible, not utterly.

It feels like a hundred years ago when we were thinking there was still a chance Trump would be held accountable for at least some of his crimes. Instead we decided to renew for another four years of criming! Awesome!