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Rabbit: Zelensky's not in a good position. He doesn't have the cards right now. With Trump, he starts having cards. Rabbit: Ukraine is being invaded by Russia. You know, the one with the nukes. Rabbit: If you didn't have America's military equipment, this war would have been over in two weeks. Rabbit: And if Putin had taken Ukraine and was sitting on NATO's doorstep, Think of the heat the U.S. would be feeling. Rabbit: Don't tell us what we're going to feel. You are in no position to dictate what we're going to feel. We're going to feel very good. We are going to feel very good and very strong. Rabbit: Is this "I know you are but what am I" diplomacy? Meanie: Offer some words of appreciation for the United States of America and the president who's trying to save Ukraine.

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The whole transcript of the Oval Office meeting between President Zelensky and Trump and his henchmen is absolutely horrible, like watching bullies gang up on someone while you can't do anything, but it's this section that really gets me:

Zelenskyy: "First of all, during the war, everybody has problems, even you. But you have nice ocean and don't feel now. But you will feel it in the future. God bless –"

Trump: "You don't know that. You don't know that. Don't tell us what we're going to feel. We're trying to solve a problem. Don't tell us what we're going to feel."

Zelenskyy: "I'm not telling you. I am answering on these questions."

Trump: "Because you're in no position to dictate that."

Vance: "That's exactly what you're doing."

Trump: "You are in no position to dictate what we're going to feel. We're going to feel very good."

Zelenskyy: "You will feel influenced."

Trump: "We are going to feel very good and very strong."

"You are in no position to dictate what we're going to feel. We're going to feel very good...We are going to feel very good and very strong." How does an adult male, let alone one in charge of the most powerful country in the world, get so offended by someone suggesting he might be affected by events?