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Rabbit: We don't need anyone's help to destroy Iran! Rabbit: Are you sure we've thought this through? Rabbit: I don't know why no one's thought of simply bombing the crap out of Iran before! Rabbit: I feel certain someone's considered this option. Rabbit: Other countries should help reopen the Strait of Hormuz. After all, it's their oil! Rabbit: And there it is.

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Peaceable warmonger Trump is now threatening allies in an attempt to get them to help fix something he broke. Well, not fix it, exactly, because no one can resurrect all the dead people or entirely clean all the environmental damage, and rebuilding oil infrastructure takes time, but, you know, ameliorate it so domestic gasoline prices don't keep going up so much that even the most rabid right-wingers can't claim it was just as bad if not worse under Biden. People are pointing out the pure insanity involved here, as if no one in the Pentagon had ever heard of the Strait of Hormuz or Iran's plans in the event of war, but Trump figured he'd get a nice bump in US polling, just like George W. Bush did back in the day, and didn't listen to anyone who could've told him that Iran is not Iraq, like, at all, and have been preparing for this war for almost 50 years. Oh well, eggs, omelettes, whatever.