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Cat: It's gonna be so delicious when Trump finally releases the Epstein client list. Dog: I'm prepared to believe that there really is not, and never was, an Epstein client list. Poster: The Epstein Files: Phase 1 Declassified Cat: Bill Clinton will finally be unmasked! Dog: I think the right wing has been lying about the existence of the list for so long that no one could possibly believe them when they admit the truth now. Poster: #JefferyEpstein had information on Bill Clinton & now he's dead Cat: Unless, of course, the Republicans need to keep the list secret lest it destroy the world! Dog: Honestly, do we need one more thing for Trump to not be held accountable for? Poster: "You don't want to affect people's lives if it's phony stuff in there." -- Trump

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Lots of chatter about the Epstein Files. MAGA is mad now because they were all hoping the Epstein Files and/or the Epstein Client List would be full of names of people they don't like (the Clintons, the Obamas, the Bidens, the Pelosis, who the hell knows) and not full of names of people they like (Trump, Matt Gaetz, Gym Jordan, Denny Hastert, you know, all the actual rapists and rape apologists). MAGA was absolutely salivating at the very idea of bringing low these "elites", because knocking Bill Clinton off his powerful perch as...a guy who's held zero political power in a quarter century is somehow key to their identity. Well, either the Trump regime was lying in the past or is lying now and even the slopeheads who voted for him can see that. Will it matter? Probably not.