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Orange Meanie: I'm going to need a lot more help sucking up to me. That's what I really like. You understand that. Chameleon: Since you have been in office, you've saved 258 million lives. Orange Meanie: I think I need some major sucking up. Chameleon: Your first one hundred days has far exceeded that of any other presidency in this country. Ever. Ever. Never seen anything like it. Thank you. Orange Meanie: Due to inadequate suckitude, I'm demoting that one guy to the United Nations. Chameleon: Very well, sir. You're not only handsome, but a powerful man. I could see the second you walked in here, you were someone to reckon with...

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The Chameleon's first two quotes are directly from Pam Bondi as part of that almost unbelievable Soviet-style ass-kissing session they recorded and publicized because either they don't know how embarrassing it looked or maybe they enjoy being embarrassed. The other lines are from a movie from the 1990s. Can you guess which one?

All the praise for Dear Leader didn't save Mike Waltz, though, did it?