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Hippo: Scientists say the Earth's rotation is speeding up, making days shorter. Hippo: Good. I need these days to go by more quickly. I need it to be January 20, 2029. Meanie: You can't wait for HRH Trump's third term either? Hippo: Call RFk Jr, this water is contaminated.

NEW COMIC TWO OR THREE TIMES A WEEK, OR WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES

I don't know if this will make you feel better or worse, but here's a countdown to when Trump leaves office. I guess it's possible he'll die before then but I tend to imagine he'll end up a head in a jar and outlive us all. I often think of Christopher Hitchens who was, somehow, dead before Henry Kissinger.

Regardless, Earth is speeding up at the moment, although it's almost certainly temporary, and will not help us travel through time, no matter what Superman (1978) says. See you in Otisburg!