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Orange Meanie: I need one billion dollars for my ballroom. Toad: You said it would be two hundred million and taxpayers wouldn't be paying for it. Orange Meanie: I need $13.1 million to repaint the Reflecting Pool. Toad: You said $1.8 million. Orange Meanie: Hey, you want something done right... Toad: We don't want these things done at all.

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Sometimes you want something done right. Sometimes you just want things left alone. Like Iran. We could've left Iran alone. Now we're six weeks from the collapse of civilization. After which I guess the ballroom, the contamination from the East Wing rubble, and the color of the bottom of the Reflecting Pool won't really matter too much. We broke it, I guess we have to buy it.