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Badger: Hello, White House? I'm just wondering, why is Trump happily holding up a photo of him and Putin? Why does he plan to autograph it for him? Badger: Why does he only have good things to say about this murderous autocrat while threatening to deploy American soldiers to control American cities like Washington DC, Los Angeles, Chicago, Baltimore, and Seattle? Badger: Never mind, I think I just answered my own questions.

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We all know Trump is a big autocrat fanboy but maybe proudly displaying a photo of him and his dictator-crush Vladimir during a completely unrelated event is a bit much even for him. It's a real head-scratcher as to why Trump and the Republicans have no trouble whatsoever sending troops against their own people while being utterly unable to muster even the vaguest opposition to bloody dictators around the world -- at least, it's a head-scratcher until you think about it for even a moment and realize these people are weak bullies who can't stand up to anyone who might punch back. Even tough guys like concealed carry MMA fighter Markwayne Mullin are terrified to drive through Washington, DC, which is all you need to know about how pathetic and weak all these losers are. Dude's gonna get rolled by a couple of toddlers in their hopped-up Little Tikes Cozy Coupe.