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Big Missile: Whee! Iran gets to keep its ballistic missiles! Small Missile: As the man says, they have to have some because other people have some, and they've got to have some. Big Missile: You know what's not included in the Memo of Understanding? Small Missile: Iran's enriched uranium? Big Missile: And you know what goes at the tip of a nuclear ballistic missile? Small Missile: Well, they have to have some because other people have some, and they've got to have some.

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Trump rather wackily decided, as part of his usual rambles, to note that of course Iran should have ballistic missiles. Everyone else has them, so Iran should, too. This is bad because -- I don't know if you heard -- but Iran's ballistic missiles did a real number on its neighbors. Granted, that was after the United States blew up a lot of places in Iran, including, of course, a girls' school. But by this logic, Iran should also be allowed to have nuclear weapons, since their neighbors and near-neighbors -- Pakistan, Israel, Russia -- yes, Iran is just a few small beleaguered countries away from Russia -- have nukes. Plus the U.S. has a number stationed in nearby countries as well, including Turkey. Then again, by this logic, everyone should have nukes. That would mean Total Peace!

It seems to me, too, that since Tehran has agreed to absolutely nothing regarding its enriched uranium -- which no one outside of Iran's regime is even able to locate on a map -- maybe letting them keep building ballistic missiles is a bad idea. Of course, attacking Iran in the first place was a bad idea. The Trump regime has no shortage of bad ideas. In a way, bad ideas are MAGA's enriched uranium.

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