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Cat: Enforcement of the law will continue. Dog: The Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution is a law. Poster: Amendment IV The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated Cat: D.H.S. law enforcement is removing the murderers, predators, fraudsters, and drug traffickers from American communities. Dog: I.C.E.'s jurisdiction is the equivalent of the local parking authority. Poster: ICE immigration officers may arrest and detain aliens subject to a final order of removal...in their place of residence. -- the May 12 Memo Cat: D.H.S. and I.C.E. are fulfilling President Trump's promise and carrying out mass deportations -- starting with the worst of the worst. Dog: I can think of some addresses in Washington, DC, where they'd have more luck. Poster: Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in criminal activity. -- Jack Smith

NEW COMIC TWO OR THREE TIMES A WEEK, OR WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES

As the Gestapo shifts into high gear in Minneapolis, with more cities to follow -- coming soon to a metropolis near you! -- so too does the Reich Ministry for Public Enlightenment and Propaganda, although today all of that's been folded into one massive agency with deputy communications directors and other bootlicking lackeys to post lies on social media. Using technology which would've almost certainly caused Goebbels to orgasm so massively his balls would explode, the White House posted -- on its official channel, naturally -- an AI-altered photo of Nekima Levy Armstrong, an activist arrested for demonstrating at a church service in Minnesota. When called on this, Kaelan Dorr, the White House deputy communications director, responded, "YET AGAIN to the people who feel the need to reflexively defend perpetrators of heinous crimes in our country I share with you this message: Enforcement of the law will continue. The memes will continue. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

It's evident that this only applies selectively, as people who are here "illegally" -- who are, if guilty, only committing a civil offense, on the order of a parking ticket -- and many people who are here legally, and plenty of actual citizens are being arrested, jailed, tortured, and sometimes murdered, while Jack Smith testified that he had so much evidence of Trump's crimes he didn't even know what to do with it all. Trump and micro-Nazi Greg Bovino are saying they're putting away "the worst of the worst" while being, themselves, some of the worst criminals in history.

Meanwhile Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons is putting out memos stating that ICE agents can just ignore the Fourth Amendment and grab people from their homes. Fuck all these assholes.