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Hippo: So, bad news, he's alive. And whatever medical procedure he had done didn't install a conscience. He's still a lying liar who lies. Hippo: For example, he's claimed to have solved crime in Washington, DC. He says there's zero crime now. Meanie: Gotta admit, if he was out of commission for a few days, that's a big reduction in crime in Washington. Hippo: Why couldn't they have thrown you out the White House window?

NEW COMIC TWO OR THREE TIMES A WEEK, OR WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES

Of all the many many many lies Trump has told, this latest is one of the best, most brazen imaginable: "You're not reporting any crime because there is none.... It's down one hundred percent." This is really amazing because it's not just bullshit, not just easily disproved bullshit, but it's completely insane easily disproved bullshit.

You know what? I don't want Trump to die in office. I want him to live long enough to be found guilty and imprisoned for the rest of his miserable existence. I realize this is unlikely to say the least. But it's my fondest wish that all these Republican enablers, all the ICE agents, all the Border Patrol dipshits, everyone who violated due process, committed torture, attempted to overthrow the government, every last one of them, it's my wish that they all end up inside a prison. It can even be a comfy prison. A nice prison. With decent food. That they never see the outside of again.