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Bulldog: The Office of the Chief of Naval Operations remains committed to supporting their warfighters as they execute Operation Epic Fury. Bulldog: Excellent! You know how unsupported the military has felt recently, getting only one and a helf trillion dollars. Bulldog: Recent reports alleging food shortages and poor quality aboard our deployed ships are false. Bulldog: Everyone line up for your favorite, boot soles and what they stepped in.

NEW COMIC TWO OR THREE TIMES A WEEK, OR WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES

From the Revenge of Montezuma
To the seats of Toiletry
We eat our country's lousy food
In the air, on land, and sea

Pete Hegseth, only one of whose scandals involves blowing taxpayer dollars on pricey foodstuffs, really said out loud, "Our sailors deserve -- and receive -- the best."

It's important to keep in mind that the main power of the United States military is logistics, which is (in case you don't know) the ability to supply needed materials. Time was when the US could arrive in the middle of a desert and in a short time have an entire American town set up including running water, hot showers, a Burger King, and a Starbucks. (The US military does a lot of stuff that isn't killing foreigners for oil; I spent a summer working in the arm of the Navy that stocked ship stores and took orders from sailors. We did our own catalog photo shoots and everything.) If the US miltary is having trouble with logistics, the whole country is in deep doo-doo.