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Orange Meanie: I ordered the bombing of ISIS Terrorist Scum in Northwest Nigeria. On Christmas! Toad: Tis the season for Tomahawk missiles, I guess. Orange Meanie: They were going to do it earlier And I said, nope, let's give a Christmas present. Toad: Merry Christmas to all, including the dead terrorists. Orange Meanie: It's not as if they celebrate Christmas, you know. Toad: That definitely makes it okay.

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Only a truly malignant narcissist like Trump could jokingly call bombing human beings a Christmas present. It requires someone with zero self-awareness -- possibly with self-awareness in the negatives -- to even formulate such an utterance. He also posted on his own antisocial media site "Merry Christmas to all, including the dead terrorists". Do you remember when presidents had to at least pretend that the loss of life was regrettable but necessary?

At least one of the missiles basically landed in a field harming no one. But this is one of the "numerous perfect strikes" "as only the United States is capable of doing".

Trump also claims to have bombed Venezuela, but as of now there's no evidence for this. Speak derangedly and carry a big (possibly imaginary) stick!