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Tanuki: Trump, like every other asshole right-winger, has been claiming for years that U.S. government statistics are bullshit. Fox: Fuck yeah. Obummer's been directing them to make shit up for years! Tanuki: But now Sean Spicer comes out and says, "They may have been phony in the past but it's very real now." Fox: Of course! Now that Trump's running things, he told everybody to start letting the true numbers out! Tanuki: But the current economic numbers reflect Obama's policies and match the trends of his entire administration. Fox: Then the numbers are still fake. Or you're wrong. Let me get back to you on that.

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I don't even know, man. How do they say this stuff out loud? Most people have some sense of shame. Did everyone in Trump's administration have theirs surgically removed and replaced by a briefcase full of money?

When fucking bald-faced liar Sean Spicer said that, the reporters in the room all laughed. I don't know what's worse, the lying or the laughing. As I tweeted, Ha ha ha, let's be chummy with the Mouth of Sauron! Ha ha ha [dies horribly leaving only a clammy rictus]