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Hwasong-14: Hey, Hawaii, we're on our way! Nodong-1: Keep in mind if you don't die quick you'll probably die slow! Hwasong-14: Oh, we're not coming. Sorry about that thirty-eight minutes in which you thought you were going to be incinerated. Nodong-1: At least Trump golfed a 115.

NEW COMIC TUESDAYS AND FRIDAYS AND WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES

Apparently our warning system runs on dropdown menus and requires less confirmation than changing your Twitter name for the holidays. The only bright spot here is they're changing the system so maybe next time, when the missiles really are coming, the warning won't go out and everyone will die quietly in their sleep without freaking out and telling their loved ones good-bye while cowering in hallways.

Trump, being on top of things, continued to play golf while failing to attempt...anything, really.

UPDATE: On top of their already monumental incompetence, officials in Hawaii appeared in photos showing THE WORST PASSWORD PRACTICES OF ALL TIME, including putting them on a Post-It and making them really bad and then GETTING PHOTOGRAPHED IN FRONT OF THEM.

I'll be sleeping better at night, let me tell you.