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Tanuki: Trump called Haiti, El Salvador, and the entire African continent a shithole. Fox: "If the water where you live is not potable because local engineers can't somehow separate well water from sewage water, you live in a shithole country. Literally." James Woods. Tanuki: Trump suggested we bring in more people from norway and Asian countries, no doubt meaning those kids who are so good at math. Fox: If a guy like Jimmy, whose only job is memorizing and repeating things written by others, can figure this out, why can't everyone else? Tanuki: Maybe if we ask really nicely, some Norwegians will come here and help us with universal healthcare, parental leave, gun control, childcare, universal pre-school...you know, the things you find in non-shithole countries. Fox: I suppose one possibilty is that James Woods is a hosehead but...nah

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It comes as no surprise that Trump, during a meeting about further fucking up our already hopelessly fucked-up immigration system, referred to various other countries as "shitholes" and praised Norway, of all places, as a preferred ethnicity for joining us here in North America. Does this have anything to do with the fact that the most recent leader Trump met with was Norway's Prime Minister? Does Trump have the mental capacity of a gnat?

Speaking of gnat brains, serial idiot and famous film prop James Woods really does seem to think lack of clean water is a simple failure and one which all decent countries—Flint, Michigan; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania; and, heck, Teterboro, New Jersey—Jimmy, you might know that from private jet landings—notwithstanding—know how to handle properly.

Meanwhile, Trump's favored nation's citizens are, it turns out, mostly uninterested in leaving their pit of socialist degradation to move here. I wonder why?

Trump uncharacteristically denies being such a major asshole.