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Tanuki: Holy shit what the fuck is happening with this Comey testimony Fox: Yeah, he's totally vindicating Trump. Tanuki: Do you mean the part where he calls Trump a liar or the part where Trump is obstructing the F.B.I.'s investigation? Fox: I hope you can see your way clear to letting this go. Trump's a good guy. Tanuki: Lordy, I hope there are tapes. We all hope there are tapes. Fox: Oh, Trump has tapes. The very best tapes.

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I'm not even sure what Trump is saying when he says he was vindicated in some way by James Comey's testimony. I can't really build a joke on it because I don't even know what universe it's from. It's not matter, it's not anti-matter...it's from some entirely alien periodic table where quarks spin sideways or something. On top of that, the always-consistent Donald also called Comey a liar. So...I don't know. You figure it out.

The important thing is, the Trumpster Fire-in-Chief has promised that we'll be disappointed by the answer to the question of whether or not he has tapes of the Comey conversations. I'm not even sure what he's promising there, but we know how he is about promises so we're basically where we started.