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Pig: It'd be really great to see the Republican Party repudiated at the polls. Rhino: Are you kidding? Americans love Republicans! Envelope: Murphy Defeats Guadagno Pig: Yeah, a majority of Americans definitely prefer being afraid of being shot to death, destroying immigrant families, imprisoning children, tax breaks for polluting billionaire warmongers, plus sexism, racism, and homophobia. Rhino: Exactly! We're all making America great again yet still! Envelope: Roem Crushes Marshall Pig: Which is why Republicans can only win where there's insane gerrymandering and rampant voter disenfranchisement. Rhino: America voted against democracy. Envelope: Northam wins, Gillespie Banished to Outer Darkness

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I'm not too hopeful yet but damn, it's nice to see Phil Murphy over Kim "More Christie" Guadagno, Danica Roem trounce Bob "Massive Old Dickhead" Marshall, Larry Krasner steamroll Beth Grossman, Ralph Northam bust Ed Gillespie back to the minors, and various other GOP jerks finding themselves on the outs.

I mean, okay, the out party tends to win more on off years, and New Jersey's governor is a Goldman Sachs asshole again, and modern Democrats...kind of suck. But still, I'll take it for now.