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Alligator: Most administrations appoint cabinet members you've never heard of. Crocodile: We're making government fun again! Alligator: Like, I'm sure Chiquita Brooks-LaSure is all kinds of competent, but has she hosted as many infomercials as Dr. Oz? Crocodile: Merrick Garland couldn't wrap up cases against the highest-profile criminal of all time. But Matt Gaetz gets people talking! Alligator: Joke all you want about Hulk Hogan and Hannibal Lecter. We're here to tell you no one's off the table! Crocodile: Professional wrestling magnate? Russian asset? White supremacist rapist? Bad credit? No credit? No problem! Alligator: Russ Vought is way more entertaining than Shalanda Young! Crocodile: Hang on, there's nothing funny about Vought. He's just a straight-up fascist.

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I don't know about you but I prefer my presidential administrations staffed with people I've never heard of who are there to do the work, not some Legion of Dumb filled with people who, were the world just, would be living under a highway overpass begging for change at the stoplight. Look, I don't wish people like Linda McMahon and Pete Hesgeth ill. I just want all of their plans to come to nothing and for them to die alone and unfulfilled.