What The Fuck, America?

NEW COMIC TWO OR THREE TIMES A WEEK, OR WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES

Trump is on the record as saying that it's illegal to say bad things about him. "That's just cheating," he said. Fake negative reporting. Did you know that lying isn't protected speech? It's just illegal! Except it isn't, never has been, and Fox News has been running with that for nearly 30 years and one Roger Ailes. So Jimmy Kimmel was canceled by ABC at the behest of Disney because of pressure brought by the FCC chair Brendan Carr because otherwise his nose might lose access to Trump's butt. Except Jimmy Kimmel was then uncanceled once everyone in the country who isn't a MAGA freak -- which is pretty much everyone no matter what they want you to think -- jumped up and down and demanded a refund. Surprise! The "failing" Jimmy Kimmel is actually pretty popular. Late night talk shows, as actual late night talk shows, may be nearing extinction, but people still enjoy watching these shows, just the next day on YouTube. Disney puts the money in, Google takes the money out. We get Jimmy Kimmel.

This would be the spot to make a joke at Kimmel's expense, but I won't. I actually like him. He's funny. Kimmel, Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, John Oliver, those guys helped me through the pandemic. They're solid individuals. I may have trouble believing in America most days, but I believe in those guys.

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