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SUPPORT WTFA ON PATREON

First Skeleton: You know what kind of President I want? The kind that falls asleep during meetings but stays up all night rage tweeting like a college sophomore! Second Skeleton: FUCK YEAH! First Skeleton: I want a President who calls reporters stupid and tells them to shut the fuck up! Second Skeleton: While hiring the absolute least competent people for every possible position! First Skeleton: It's cool to shit your pants! Second Skeleton: Hell yeah it...hang on, what?

NEW COMIC TWO OR THREE TIMES A WEEK, OR WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES

Might as well get ahead of it, since we all know where this is heading. The asshole fell asleep while Marco Rubio was kissing his ass during a meeting the President televised on purpose. Like, you don't need to have three cabinet meetings a week, they don't need to last three hours, and they don't need to be on camera, but if you are going to do all that, stay awake you lazy motherfucker. Talk about being on welfare.