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Cat: Trump has built his entire career on scamming people while using his inheritance to get over the rough patches. Dog: His entire career wasn't a scam! He was great on "Surviving the Bachelor Idol's Apprentice Housewife"! POSTER: "You know what solves it? When the economy crashes, when the country goes to total hell, and everything is a disaster, then you'll have riots to go back to where we used to be, when we were great." --Donald J. Trump Cat: He says up front he wants the economy to collapse. His cabinet will ensure it. But we're supposed to give him a chance. Dog: Give him a chance...to destroy everything! Maybe collapse is good! Could be just what we're looking for! POSTER: "I'm a Leninist. Lenin wanted to destroy the state, and that's my goal too. I want to bring everything crashing down, and destroy all of today's establishment." --Steve Bannon, Senior Adviser to Trump Cat: But you know no matter how bad things get these asshole kleptocrats won't suffer for even a femtosecond. Dog: Nothing like the collapse of civilization to shake off that existential malaise! POSTER: Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed --William Yeats

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Donald Trump really does want the economy to crash (presumably worse than it already has). He repeats that fucking stupid right-wing claim that there are people better off without a job -- I guess on that king's ransom no longer called welfare and that liquor-and-lobster-spewing ATM that is no longer food stamps -- and shrugs that maybe if everything falls completely apart, those people will finally get up off their asses. Starving galley slaves row harder, everyone knows that! Homunculus-like toadying puppeteer Steve Bannon really did say he wants to destroy the state, I guess because he's an asshole. And, of course, William Yeats really did write that, after Europe had pretty much destroyed itself in World War I. Spoiler alert: It wasn't permanent, although that's despite subsequent attempts.

I'd love to tune in a few years from now to find armed men dragging a dirty bearded Donald J. out of a spider hole, but you know what the odds against that are.

Thanks to Sarah Kendzior for the inspiration.