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Pig: You know a great way to guarantee a standing ovation from the C.I.A.? Don't tell them they can sit down. Rhino: It helps if you bring in a few rows of Designated Cheerleaders. Envelope: Contents: 250,000 spare inauguration tickets Pig: It won't matter soon enough, since Trump is talking about installing his own Stasi. I mean, security intelligence community. Rhino: I get the feeling he'll have trouble gathering enough intelligence in one place. Envelope: Contents: Inflated inauguration attendance estimates Rhino: I can't believe Trump has made me sympathetic towards the fucking C.I.A. Pig: "The Central Bullshit Agency" has a nice ring to it. Envelope: Contents: that which aids plant growth & it is bigly strong

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So, yes, it turns out if the Commander-in-Chief doesn't say it's okay to sit, you don't. Then later you can claim that polite applause is actually a standing ovation. It also helps if you bring in "cheering props" to make yourself look better. Cheering. Props.

Then you can follow that up by sending out the lizardy Mouth of Sauron to mention, as an aside, that "it's really time for him to put in his own security intelligence community." Which isn't sinister at all!

In fact this all seems like a bigly great plan.