NEW COMIC TUESDAYS AND FRIDAYS AND WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES
North Korean impotentate Kim Jong-un responded to Trump's threats with a statement in which the erstwhile Rocket Man calls Trump a dotard and a frightened dog, which, while insulting, may as well be facts at this point. This had all of the United States (except for a few brilliant minds like me) looking up "dotard" in the dictionary, which isn't a bad thing. "Dotard" comes from the North Korean-supplied official translation (although I think Kim speaks English); some people have suggested alternate translations.
The "we're all going to end up dead or in a nuclear wasteland" joke is easy and nihilistic but...it's all I've got right now.