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Cat: Trump whippin' out his big brass ones to show us how it's done. Dog: The spelling error is a nice touch. Wharton should send him a self-addressed stamped envelope for his diploma. Poster: "The Al Frankenstien picture is really bad, speaks a thousand words. Where do his hands go in pictures 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 while she sleeps? ....." Cat: Respect for spelling is the mark of the effete coastal liberal elite. Reel Men make there own speling. Dog: The Ivy League-educated New York City scion of a millionaire real estate tycoon reveals his working-class bonafides. Poster: "You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful -- I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything." Cat: The trouble with calling someone a hypocrite is they only care if they're capable of feeling shame. Dog: And some people only feel shame if they're held accountable. Cat: Which in this case will never happen. Poster: hy·poc·ri·sy noun the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform; pretense.

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Now that we've learned that Al Franken has also sexually harassed at least one woman I think the only men left are Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan, and Mr. Rogers, and only the first two because they prefer to molest people in large groups.

That sucks but seeing Trump somehow try and gloat about this—while grievously misspelling Frankenstein, a word almost certainly in his phone's autosuggest—makes it so much worse. We all heard the Access Hollywood tapes. But in Trump's dictionary, there's no entry for "accountability" or "hypocrisy".