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Left Shark: Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels, huh? Right Shark: Poor Stormy, just a lifetime of bad decisions. Left Shark: Getting their spank on using a magazine with Trump and two of his kids on the cover, no less. Right Shark: Quixotic stabs at running for Senator, willingly getting near Trump... Left Shark: You'd think a billionaire would be willing to pay more to keep something this embarrassing quiet. Right Shark: ...taking the tiniest, most pathetic excuse for hush money of all time.... Left Shark: There's just no shortage of tawdriness here.

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At this point reality has so outstripped satire that it's cliched even to note that reality has outstripped satire; there's just nothing left. Did Trump have an affair with Stormy Daniels? Of course he did! Did she slap his flabby bottom with the edition of Forbes magazine with his own face on it, not mention those of Don Jr. and Ivanka? Why wouldn't she? Did they cuddle up and watch Shark Week on TV? What the hell, yes. And did Trump finally pay her the hilariously miserly sum of $130,000 so she wouldn't tell anyone? Apparently!