NEW COMIC TUESDAYS AND FRIDAYS AND WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES
Pence, not satisfied with the genial bumbler role typically played by United States Vice Presidents, and unable to be the dark mastermind behind the throne like Dick Cheney, has decided to run with Evil Motherfucker these days, appearing onstage with perennial fascist scofflaw Joe Arpaio, nattering about Jesus on CBN, and lubing up the NRA national convention for Trump in a history-making double fisting of jingoism and lies.
The only downside to a Trump impeachment is figuring out a way to get rid of this stinky finger, too.
[Editor's Note: May the Fourth and whatever.]
