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German shepherd: This is that moment in the horror movie when you realize one of you is a serial killer or a voracious shapeshifting alien, except this time HALF OF US are serial killers or aliens. POSTER: Wishlist for Obama: 1. Hide the nuclear codes 2. Dismantle the surveillance state 3. Smash all the drones 4. Reinstate true due process 5. Pardon non-violent drug offenders Cat: Word is 43 percent of the electorate didn’t vote at all and only about 26 percent voted for trump. POSTER: Wishlist for the U.S.: 1. Get your shit together 2. Stop fucking with people of color 3.Stop fucking with women 4. Stop shooting people 5. Play nice with others German shepherd: Oh, so only a quarter of us are voracious shapeshifting aliens and half of us are just stupid. I’m so relieved I think I shit myself. POSTER: Wishlist for peace: 1. Feed the hungry 2. House the homeless 3. Clothe the naked 4. Give water to the thirsty 5. Administer true justice; show mercy and compassion to one another.

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FiveThirtyEight reports the total voter turnout as about 57 percent of eligible voters. I can't find a really good source on the 26 percent voting for Trump but it seems it was almost a tie with Clinton according to what I can find. So I'm running with 26 percent until I get something better.

The last item in the Wishlist for Peace in the third panel is, of course, Zechariah 7:9. Shortly after people don't do that, Yahweh teleports them all over the place and destroys their country.