Pig:
So fucking white nationalist and anti-Semite Steve Bannon was named Trump’s chief strategist.
Rhino:
That seems to be a legitimate and reasonable appointment.
Envelope front:
CONTENTS: ONE HANDBASKET
Pig:
The leader of the American Nazi Party said, "Perhaps The Donald IS for REAL and is not going to be another controlled puppet directed by the usual Wire Pullers," where "wire pullers" means Jews.
Rhino:
Are Jews known for their wire pulling? What wires? Pulling from where?
Envelope front:
DESTINATION: HELL
Pig:
It’s a testament to the promise of America that a hideous, monstrous, mental hunchback who beat his wife and panders to the worst racist, sexist, ethno-nationalist assholes imaginable could rise to the level of the President’s right-hand man.
Rhino:
It’s hard for angry white men to get ahead these days.
Envelope front:
NICE KNOWING YOU
