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Card text: Special Counsel Robert Mueller's grand jury has definitely indicted at least one person We won't know who until Monday Card text: Everyone's in a tizzy making predictions of who is going down: Manafort? Page? Flynn? Kushner? And how quickly will Trump simply fire Mueller? Card text: People forget how things work in Trump Monopoly: No consequences for anyone anywhere at any time Trump and his cronies always have another chance card

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I'm a big fan of whatever it takes to destroy Trump and his enablers, fans, voters, the whole fucking bunch of them. If it were up to me they'd all live out their days in a cardboard box under the highway overpass and we'd roll up our car windows in their fucking faces when they ask us for change at the traffic light.

I also admit this is unlikely to happen. The United States is very big on justice...for other people. Ten-year-olds recovering from surgery, for example. I have no illusions that even one of these assholes will receive more punishment than being allowed to retire quietly to a life of wealth and access. Fuck us all, Henry Kissinger is still free.

So it's great that Mueller's investigation is starting to indict people but—you read it here—only people you've barely heard of (Carter Page?) are going to see any consequences, and those consequences will be hilariously minor.