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Rabbit: That brilliant historian and philosopher of ethics, White House Chief of Staff John Kelly, said that the lack of an ability to compromise led to the Civil War. Rabbit: Like, the lack of a compromise of, say, a 3/5ths nature? Rabbit: He also said, "I think we make a mistake when we take what is accepted as right and wrong, and go back 100, 200, 300 years or more and say, 'What Christopher Columbus did was wrong.'" Rabbit: Kelly gets an A-plus in Ethics and History on that one! Columbus' contemporaries were as horrified by him as we are! Rabbit: I know you were hoping Robert Mueller would eventually indict Kelly, too, except he's so obviously mentally incompetent to stand trial. Rabbit: Don't confuse lacking a moral compass with stupidity.

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Mueller's indictments for Manafort and his henchman came down today, plus some minor asshole pled guilty, which will hopefully lead to the entire Trump White House in chains, although I'm not holding my breath. For some reason John Kelly took to the airwaves, then, to be hopelessly wrong about both the Civil War and Christopher Columbus. I'm not sure if he hopes his lunacy will distract us from Trump's pickle or maybe he's gunning for non compos mentis status. No matter what, it does not reflect well on his schooling. The Georgetown School of Foreign Service should call and ask for his diploma back.

I mean, seriously, even junior high school kids have covered the 3/5ths Compromise.