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Rabbit: So Roy Moore seems like an upstanding gentleman. Rabbit: You mean the Roy Moore who sexually assaults children? Rabbit: Everyone has their peccadilloes. What about -- Rabbit: DO NOT WHATABOUT ME. This is the Roy Moore who installed a monument inscribed with the Ten Commandments outside the courthouse after committing adultery. He claims kids shoot each other because they've been taught evolution in school. He thinks homosexuality should be against the law. Rabbit: There's no Democrat comparable to this asshole. Roy Moore believes the First Amendment only applies to Christians. He thinks America was best when whites owned Black slaves. He believes Obama is a foreign-born Muslim. Rabbit: Keep going, snowflake, I'll let you know when you've reached something disqualifying.

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Donald Trump restated his support for child molester and all-around evil motherfucker Roy Moore today (via tweet, of course) which is very nearly unbelievably horrible because the cases against Moore are incredibly damning, from the allegations of sexually assaulting children and young women to his complete disregard for the separation of church and state to his literally having committed adultery on top of various other misdeeds, including financial impropriety and general assholishness.

He believes people live under sharia law in Illinois and Indiana and presumably Idaho and Iowa, all them I states, who the fuck knows? Then he comes right out and says America was last great when Blacks were enslaved.

Roy Moore is a hilarious caricature of the racist sexist crooked Southern buffoon politician, and he's real, and he's going to fucking win.