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Orange Meanie: Since taking office I have been very strict on Commercial Aviation. Good news -- it was just reported that there were Zero deaths in 2017, the best and safest year on record! Toad: If we deregulated them more, there'd be even fewer! People would be COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD. This reality-show presidency thing is great. Orange Meanie: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the "Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times." Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger and more powerful one than his, and my Button works! Toad: I just pooped myself. Orange Meanie: It's okay, this bunker has a good supply of adult diapers.

NEW COMIC TUESDAYS AND FRIDAYS AND WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES

This Policy-By-Tweet Presidency is so much fun! There's Trump, taking credit for the safety record of American civil aviation, about which he's done approximately zero. Let's all have a good chuckle! And then there he goes, taunting an unstable nuclear-armed dictator! Such fun!

What's extra frightening is our fuckwit "news" media is doing this on purpose. I guess the ratings for the nuclear firestorm will be worth it!

I leave you with these lines from Roger Waters:

Take all your overgrown infants away somewhere
And build them a home, a little place of their own.
The Fletcher Memorial
Home for Incurable Tyrants and Kings.
And they can appear to themselves every day
On closed circuit T.V.

P.S. It has come to my attention via Paul Farhi on Twitter that not only were there no deaths in United States commercial aviation in 2017, there haven't been any since 2009—shortly after Obama took office.